{"product_id":"x-tinction-entity","title":"Xtinction Entity","description":"\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\" class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThermal Disruption: Critical Palatal\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\" class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRecovery: Unknown\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\" class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDimensional Interference: Catastrophic\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRecovered from the site of a recorded voidout and stabilized by Smokin' Ed Currie, this compound contains trace levels of Pepper X - a substance known to trigger extreme thermal distortion across multiple timelines. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eInfused with unidentified agents of apocalyptic origin, this hot sauce defies standard containment protocols. Early subjects describes a hostile flavor profile so intense that it mimics chiral poisoning - palatal recovery remains unconfirmed. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\" class=\"p1\"\u003eThose who have tasted it report visions of the Beach - and not all of them return. \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"PuckerButt Pepper Company","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45028315955356,"sku":"Xtinction","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0220\/1512\/files\/Addalittlebitofbodytext_4.png?v=1750792203","url":"https:\/\/puckerbuttpeppercompany.mom\/products\/x-tinction-entity","provider":"PuckerButt Pepper Company","version":"1.0","type":"link"}